Please, do not attempt this mod at home, or let anyone know if you actually make one of these. They will be laughing at you outside as your house burns down.
The Wagon Queen Family Vaper - If you think you hate it now, wait until you vape it.
These are constructed of the rarest of rare dusty Netgear 5V 1A wall warts, adapter tips muscled from perfectly working 510 PT units and the super exotic Uniball pen body. Extensive hours of machining, plastic welding, kicking my dog and shoving it against the edge of my desk were invested in this design.
Special consideration was given to ergonomics here, the switch was carefully selected from the bottom of my tool chest to be sure the feel is non-existant and that it's action sucks. No fuses were used at all if you noticed to maximize the current throughput, this is very cutting edge stuff here. I would post the schematic to this, but I have a patent pending on this at the moment.
The function of this just can't be believed, while drawing on it you get an intense flavor of the plastic that was drilled out of the pen body. It gives a whole subtle texture to cartos that normally can't be experienced by other mods on the scene.
I'm making a limited run of these available for $249.99, but with an IVC coupon code, I'll do them for $225.
Coupon Code is ** THENUCKSHADOWGOVERNMENT
This would not have been possible without the support of the #vapors CR3W, Gr33tZ to them.
UPDATE - Due to overwhelming demand the initial run of "Natural PVC" finish is now sold out. Due to the strain on my family life and my work, I'm going to have to take some time off. I will unfortunately be unable to fulfill any more orders for the natural PVC finish.
I do however have a very limited remaining stock of the very chic nickel plate finish. Unfortunately due to the increased cost of nickel plating, my costs have increased and I have no other choice but to reflect this in the price of this mod. The nickel plate will be $349.99, but with the coupon code for today only, I can do them for $335 + common truck freight for shipping.
I was reminded that due to the fact you can no longer see inside the rare special collector's edition nickel plate, that I should explain all of the limited release technology inside this model. This is not the same as the natural PVC ghetto run, no, this my friends is a super special limited rarified vaping instrument that even ebay has not yet experienced.
The wiring is done with oxygen free copper. This copper is mined in the depths of deepest Africa by small puppies with dry cleaning bags over their heads to protect the alloy from any possible exposure to oxygen.
The switch uses the same capacitive touch technology as the iPhone 4 but with much better cell phone frequency reception.
The battery connector is of course 14k gold plate on this edition.
There will be a lifetime warranty for corrosion on this mod and indeed this mod floats.
UPDATE Unfortunately after sending out free mods for reviews, my stock has now been depleted. Grimm, you should have yours in a few days.
There will be no more orders for this run. I expect to be back in production by Q2 2012.
Y'all just cracked me up! 
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